Pamela Anderson tells Sarah Palin to suck it (Another Brain Dead Actress Speaks)

The Daily Telegraph ^ | September 12, 2008 12:00am

[stratboy]

FIRST Matt Damon, now Pamela Anderson has spoken out against Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin saying:"I can't stand her. She can suck it!"

Anderson, 41, was recently in Toronto speaking out against the abuse of animals in Hollywood.

When asked by E! News Weekend Canada about Palin, she has some choice words for the Republican hopeful.

The reporter asked Pam if she saw a recent Newsweek article, which showed a gigantic bear hide in the office of Palin’s house.

“I can’t stand her,” Pam blurted out. “She can suck it!”

[Paul_B]

I suppose this has something to do with hunting animals. I have a theory about liberal moral sensibilities. They set up alternative moral grids to replace the true one they reject. That makes them vulnerable to causes such as PETA. Man cannot live without a moral grid. The trick is to find and embrace the right one.

[Operation_Shock_N_Awe]

Isn’t that how she got Hepatitis?

[autumnraine]

PETA Freak Pam Anderson can’t stand the moose hunter. Big surprise.

[RichInOC]

I wouldn’t. Pam’s mommy parts might actually qualify as a Superfund site.

[Clemenza]

Pamela is the expert. She had (censored) more people than a hurricane.

[TheBigB]

Pam, I wouldn’t ____ you with Matt Damon’s ____.

Matt Damon doesn't have a ______. :-)

[edzo4]

oh and sarah, don't forget to bring your video camera

[big'ol_freeper]

And we should listen to her because she stretches her face and implants silicon in her boobs? < /sarcasm>

[Bronzewound]

For example it would be bad form if all the characters from “Cheers” weighed in against Palin on the same day. So Ted Danson will need to separate his remarks by a week from those made by Woody Harrelson.

Perfect. That's about how long it will take for Woody to get enough THC out of his system to actually speak.

[doc1019]

I wonder if her single brain cell ever gets lonely?

[Gummi Bear]

What? No follow-up questions?

Please, someone, tell me this child is really a Canadian and not one of ours.

[edzo4]

I especailly love when the celibretards (celebrity liberal retards) go to another country to talk trash about america and american heroes

[Maverick68]

Doesn’t she have Hep?

[ovrtaxt]

I think her two bouncy friends keep it company.

[trixi]

That is about as far as Pamela’s vocabulary will take her...

[realcleanguy]

Pamela Anderson should talk:

Pamela Anderson was attending a CFL football game in Vancouver when a stadium cameraman zoomed in on her and put her face — and cleavage — on the stadium Jumbotron. A Labatt’s brewery executive was in the stands, and soon she was the new spokesmodel for the company’s beers. Before Baywatch she was an early “Tool Time” girl on Home Improvement’s show-within-a-show, and after Baywatch her series included V.I.P. and Stacked.

While married to Mötley Crüe rocker Tommy Lee, he spent three months in jail for assaulting her while she was holding their infant son Dylan. More famously, she and Lee frolicked in a home movie that was released against Anderson’s will as Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon. It was the best-selling adult video of 1998. Later, a second Lee-Anderson video surfaced, also against Anderson’s desires, and in a third explicit video she co-starred with rocker Bret Michaels. She was briefly married to Rick Salomon, whose primary claim to fame is his co-starring role in Paris Hilton’s sex video.

Anderson had breast implants installed, then removed several years later. She is a public spokeswoman for PETA, and has a cruelty-free clothing line. She is a natural brunette, and has never yet been nominated for an Emmy. As of 2004, she has appeared on the cover of Playboy 11 times.

Father: Barry Anderson (furnace repairman)
Mother: Carol Anderson (waitress)
Husband: Tommy Lee (Motley Crue, m. 19-Feb-1995, div. 28-Feb-1998)
Son: Brandon Thomas (b. 6-Jun-1996)
Son: Dylan Jagger (b. 29-Dec-1997)
Husband: Kid Rock (dated 2001-3, m. 29-Jul-2006, sep. 24-Nov-2006)
Husband: Rick Salomon (m. 6-Oct-2007, filed for div. 14-Dec-2007, annulled 24-Mar-2008)
Boyfriend: Jon Peters (ex)
Boyfriend: Scott Baio (engaged briefly)
Boyfriend: Bret Michaels (musician, Poison)
Boyfriend: Stephen Dorff (dated in 2004)Stephen Dorff (dated in 2004)
Boyfriend: Marcus Schenkenberg (model, dated 2000-01)
Boyfriend: Dean Cain
Boyfriend: Vince Neil
Boyfriend: Sylvester Stallone
Boyfriend: Micheal Jackson

High School: Highland Secondary School (1985)

Elle Advice columnist, Canadian edition
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
Endorsement of Miller Brewing Company
Endorsement of Pizza Hut 1996
Endorsement of DirecTV 2007
Canada’s Walk of Fame 2006
Posed Naked for Playboy
Parodied As A Muppet Spamela Hamderson
Naturalized US Citizen 12-May-2004
Miscarriage Jun-1995
Polygraphed Howard Stern Show (3-Aug-2004)
Miscarriage Nov-2006
Breast Reduction Surgery 1999
Sex Tape Scandal 1997 (with Tommy Lee)
Sex Tape Scandal (with Bret Michaels)
Finnish Ancestry
Risk Factors: Hepatitis C, Vegetarian, Marijuana, Smoking

[doc1019]

And both are, perhaps, as plastic as her one brain cell. ;-)

[Red in Blue PA]

Well, that does it, I’m voting for Obama!

Seriously, please Hollywood libs,come out and make a feature length movie saying how much you hate her.....middle America loves it.

[Bubba_Leroy]

OH NO! We’ve lost the Pam Anderson vote. Oh, whatever shall we do?

[AUJenn]

Pam has always struck me as someone who has a lot of “issues.” The multiple marriages, erratic behavior, etc. I think she has a lot more work to do on herself before criticizing others. I read what Kid Rock had to say about her..and..wow.