[WilliamofCarmichael]

Both GW Bush and McCain can pass security clearance tests — so can Oh, Mama!. Why can’t Obama pass a security clearance test?

[GunnyB]

Why can’t Obama pass a security clearance test?

Well, as one who has been poly'd a number of times over the years I can tell you that obammy's inability to simply answer a question without stuttering and stammering with a ton of "ahs" would definitely preclude him from getting even a semi-clean ploy...