McCain/Palin supporters, I have seen the light shining upon Barack, and it’s so real. You stubborn biggoted holdouts owe REPARATIONS and, YES, YOU CAN, Support Barack, with a 100% TRUE Testimony*******************************
First, accept that Millions of people simply adore Barack and have come to get in your face and ROCK your VOTE, until you git it!
I just sold my home, what’s left of the stock portfolio, and all of my precious possessions and donated the proceeds to the Obama campaign. (They refused to take any of the kids or the dogs though, and I’m still trying to figure that one out.) It is the most patriotic thing to do to change all that’s wrong in America. Give to the Baracks-Government, it feels sssooo good., just like Mr. Bidens said it would. YES WE CAN! And it will ease your burdens and give you peace of mind.
I am now 90% guilt-free of the fact that 150 years ago, the USA had slavery. I can proudly stand up with Barack and yell,” I am not an EVIL WhiteDevil Racist, because I am voting for the “ONE” that we have all been waiting for!” We have finally Overcome Slavery, at last, and changed all that’s wrong in our bad country of America. YES, WE CAN!
Due to Barack’s color, he can promise me a job (and pay me if I don’t work), YES, We Can! However, I truly want a job so I can be more patriotic and start paying higher taxes and help to pay off the money that I owe for REPARATIONS ($$$ We emigrated in 1930s) Anyway, the reparations will erase the remaining 10% of my guilt afflicted mind and then I can move on as a citizen of the global world, just like Barack! YES, WE CAN!
Another reason to vote for the One: Barack will cure my bad leg through his Universal Healthcare plan. He will make all my cousins and their cousins- cousins legal citizens so they can have free medicine and vote, too (since they are entitled.). YES, WE CAN!
Barack has given me Hope, Change, and more Hope. And I Hope you feel the same way as I do about the Change to a handsome man of color. (He is even more handsome than our Great Mayor of the Chocolate City, Ray Nagen. Plus, he was a community organizer for the presigious ACORN organization. So I’m thinking he might have organized some of the peoples onto those hundreds of empty school busses instead of leaving them down here to drown. So there you have it, he is more handsome than our Great Mayor, a better ACORN organizer, and deserves to be President.) YES, HE CAN!
Whether you are born white(shamefully), or Indian, Asian, Latino, or anything non-Black, you should be embarassed to have been born a racist-American. So, you must stand at the next local Barack rally, wave a fist (men only), jump up and down while wiping tears (womens) and chant:
Vote Black, Vote Barack!...Vote Black, Vote Barack!....
{Note: The above does not apply to the followers of Mohammed. If you are Muslims, we welcome your financial support from here and abroad. But please stay away from our rallies and out of the media until our One ascends to Rule America. (Rewards will flow to you later)}
(p.s. if you come to our campaign stops, please leave your American flag pin at home, citizens of the world have pledged not to offend anyone with symbols of Yankee Imperialism and American Hegemony.) YES WE CAN!..YES WE CAN! and YES,.... HE, THE ONE, WILL RULE YOU!
Purdie Damtru
Louisiana Unites for the Faux-ONE
“McCain/Palin supporters, I have seen the light shining upon Barack, and it’s so real. You stubborn biggoted holdouts owe REPARATIONS and, YES, YOU CAN, Support Barack, with a 100% TRUE Testimony*******************************”
Great post - (readers should read in entirety)
I agree. But I would add that your financial plan should include buying carbon credits from Al Gore to compensate for the scrap pine you must burn in your stove this winter.
I know I do....