I'll take some of that.
“Free money for EVERYBODY!”
Where do I go to get some. Do I have to bring my own wheelbarrow? If I am among the ambulatory challenged is there a program that will give me a driver and porter for my haul. What is the rag content of $1T? Can it be recycled?
Where did it say anything about Free Money?
We want the foreign banks to be taken out because otherwise the lawyers will be back in the picture. The point is to bypass the lawyers and endless layer on layer on layer litigation.
Keep in mind the collateral is American real estate.
Ogden Nash's Poem
Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
This is a song to celebrate banks,
Because they are full of money and you go into them and all you hear is clinks and clanks,
Or maybe a sound like the wind in the trees on the hills,
Which is the rustling of the thousand dollar bills.
Most bankers dwell in marble halls,
Which they get to dwell in because they encourage deposits and discourage withdrawals,
And particularly because they all observe one rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it,
Which is you must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.
I know you, you cautious conservative banks!
If people are worried about their rent it is your duty to deny
them the loan of one nickel, yes, even one copper engraving of the martyred son of the late Nancy Hanks;
Yes, if they request fifty dollars to pay for a baby you must
look at them like Tarzan looking at an uppity ape in the jungle,
And tell them what do they think a bank is, anyhow, they had better go get the money from their wife's aunt or ungle.
But suppose people come in and they have a million and they want another million to pile on top of it,
Why, you brim with the milk of human kindness and you urge them to accept every drop of it,
And you lend them the million so then they have two million and this gives them the idea that they would be better off with four,
So they already have two million as security so you have no hesitation in lending them two more,
And all the vice-presidents nod their heads in rhythm, And the only question asked is do the borrowers want the money sent or do they want to take it withm.
Because I think they deserve our appreciation and thanks, the jackasses who go around saying that health and happi- ness are everything and money isn't essential,
Because as soon as they have to borrow some unimportant money to maintain their health and happiness they starve to death so they can't go around any more sneering at good old money, which is nothing short of providential.
Ogden Nash
USD? No thanks... it's worthless... I'll have some gold bullion please...
I'll take some of that.
This is insane. How many citizens in America — about 250 million? Why not give everyone a million bucks and call it a day. They are treading in dangerous waters here.