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1 posted on 09/22/2008 6:41:11 PM PDT by bruinbirdman
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Sienfeld’s ‘’humor’’ is as bad as Bret Farr’s playing ability tonight


2 posted on 09/22/2008 6:45:37 PM PDT by shadeaud
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Maybe they should have spent the $300 mill on writing some new workable code. Lean, fast, non crashable code. Real software, not crapware or BSOD baloneyware


3 posted on 09/22/2008 6:46:08 PM PDT by garyhope
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Tonight’s “I Am PC” commercial sucks even more. Makes no sense except to make we want a MAC.


4 posted on 09/22/2008 6:46:09 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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MS should put them right back on the air.

NEVER let idiots in the tech media get an inch. They hate Microsoft and would have been critical of whatever ad they put on TV.


5 posted on 09/22/2008 6:46:29 PM PDT by VanDeKoik (Stand Up For Chuck 2008!)
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Seinfeld is worth $600 million. Gates is worth $80 billion. What on EARTH can either of these I’ve Got Mine weenies say to the rest of us that we’d give a crap about?


7 posted on 09/22/2008 6:48:26 PM PDT by pabianice
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I'm pretty sure Microsoft doesn't understand the concept of millions. I don't think they have for a while.

IIRC, when they approached The Rolling Stones about using "Start Me Up" for their ad campaign, The Stones just arbitrarily said $13 million.

"Done."

So how much do you want to do three ads that will add up to one segment of one episode of "Seinfeld?"

"How about ten million dollars? It's a nice round number. And I won't have to keep cashing all these small Japanese checks?"< /seinfeld impersonation>

"Done."

8 posted on 09/22/2008 6:49:44 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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Seinfeld is a double agent working for Apple. he proves what Apple fans said all this time: that pc users are dorks


11 posted on 09/22/2008 6:50:51 PM PDT by ari-freedom (We never hide from history. We make history!)
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GATES: Shoes go on your feet.

SEINFELD: They sure do.

12 posted on 09/22/2008 6:50:58 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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I must be in a minority. I sorted of liked the commercials. They are not great “Super Bowl” type commercials but they were OK.


13 posted on 09/22/2008 6:51:15 PM PDT by Hamilcar_Barca (If Obama is elected the U.S. Soldiers in Iraq will have died in vain.)
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It did stink. I never got the connection except here were two very rich men shopping discount. HA HA not


14 posted on 09/22/2008 6:52:01 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote.)
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Microsoft adverts with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates scrapped

Gee, wonder why? ;-) You would think that a computer genius and, well, the other guy, would have dumped these commercials from the get go. Who knew. Mayhap Gates is starting to suffer from early onset Alzheimer’s?

15 posted on 09/22/2008 6:53:20 PM PDT by doc1019 (Obama IS running against Palin)
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I use Vista on both of my machines and do not want to go back to XP.


17 posted on 09/22/2008 6:55:25 PM PDT by gop4lyf (Obama wants to raise taxes and kill babies. Palin wants to raise babies and kill taxes.)
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The Seinfeld/Gates and the "I am PC" (or whatever it was called) commercials are abominable. I've seen each commercial once, and both times I was left saying, "What the _______ was that ________?!?

If a commercial can be seen as the public image of a product, these commercials say absolutely awful things about Microsoft.

Those commercials Apple makes with the slightly chubby guy in glasses as a PC and a supposedly hip kid as a Mac were bad enough. I thought the Mac kid was a weasel and didn't strike me as hip or cool the way t.v. critics asserted, but the Microsoft commercials make the dumb Apple commercials look decent in comparison.

19 posted on 09/22/2008 6:56:23 PM PDT by SeafoodGumbo
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I was amazed these commercials ever got made in the first place.

Imagine the pitch:

Ad Agency Guy: “OK, Bill. Here’s the thing. Windows isn’t hip any more. It isn’t new, it isn’t WOW, it isn’t fresh. We need to bring the PC and Windows into the 21st century, man.”

Bill Gates: “Well, gee. OK, what do you suggest that would make us happening and stuff?”

Ad Agency Guy: “We need a hip, new spokesman. Those MAC folks got the Mr. MAC and Mr. PC... it’s hip it’s WOW, it’s now, baby.”

Bill Gates: “OK, then who would be a hip new spokesman for us?”

Ad Agency Guy: “I got just the guy. He’s way up there, ya know. All the kids love him.”

Bill Gates: “Yeah? Well, who?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Ready?”

Bill Gates: “Yeah, tell me already.”

Ad Agency Guy: “OK, picture this.... JERRY SEINFELD!”

Bill Gates: “Hey, I love that Seinfeld show of his... but didn’t that go off the air in the 90’s? How is he hip and fresh?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Did it? No, he is definitely a hip guy. Come on! Remember Kramer? Hilarious stuff.”

Bill Gates: “Um, didn’t that Kramer guy get in some scrape where he was calling Jews names?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Fageddabout Kramer. We’ve got SEINFELD!”

Bill Gates: “Well, OK. If you’re sure he’s hip?”

Ad Agency Guy: “Oh, yeah. Waaaaay hip. Count on it.”


22 posted on 09/22/2008 6:59:41 PM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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Microsoft adverts with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates scrapped

Why on earth did I waste time sweating through a science degree?

Even a nerd like me could see those advertizements (and I'm charitable
using that term) SUCKED!!!

Guess it's time to make a second career as "consultant" to the
poobahs of the advertizement industry!

There's a more than even chance I'd do that better than a bunch
of Ivy League "Old School Boys" did running investment banks!!!
23 posted on 09/22/2008 7:01:53 PM PDT by VOA
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Now I got to figure out what language they're speaking?
Advert?

Actually I enjoyed the advert.
It was refreshing to see Gates in a context other than the "world's richest man."
Methinks that the intended message was just waaaaay too subtle for the MAC crowd.

Not enough tats and piercings, I suppose...

26 posted on 09/22/2008 7:06:04 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Change is not a plan; Hope is not a strategy.)
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I thought the commercial was funny as Hell.


33 posted on 09/22/2008 7:15:52 PM PDT by mkjessup (Hope & Change! Hope & Change! B'rrrrrack!!!! Hope & Change! Vote for B'rrrrack!)
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You know, Jerry has millions of dollars. He could go to Bosley Hair Restoration and they could make his hair look as full as it used to be. It would cost him hardly anything, relatively speaking.

Hell, they might do it for free if he did an ad for them.


35 posted on 09/22/2008 7:38:49 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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hey I have an idea... get rid of Vista !!


36 posted on 09/22/2008 7:40:51 PM PDT by zwerni (*** PALIN/mccain 2008 ***)
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Good! The ads were horrible! Trying to bring back the whole Seinfeld humor was just weak.


38 posted on 09/22/2008 7:42:31 PM PDT by rintense (Palin 2012 for President!)
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