Posted on 09/27/2008 12:51:39 PM PDT by BRL
Warning from Pakistan
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers and possibly Democrat candidates for President of the United States .
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.
It's gonna get ugly .. folks!
(Excerpt) Read more at messages.finance.yahoo.com ...
Perhaps Joe Biden can tell us what the fallout will be for Dunkin Donuts employees.
LOL
That is pretty funny!
(But that is racist! Off to the re-education camp for you!)
Poor donkey!
LOL! I tried to make a reservation with a popular motel chain this week and my blood pressure got so high that I had to hang up. I didn't have a clue what the guy on the other end of the line was talking about. He might not have been that good on the phone but I'll bet he slept at his employer's motel last night. What a great country!
I needed that ... and that first scotch & soda I'm going to get as soon as I shut down this P/C.
Cheers
I think you mispernounced Packystan?? Its the Country Obummer wants to invade after he has a Surge in Afganystan.
Pray for W, McCuda and Our Troops
Not to worry. They’re Indian, according to Joe, not Pakistani.
And Joe knows. His mind is always working. It just overheats sometimes.
Did Biden get hold of a keyboard while no one was watching?
Does Obama know where Oaama is? Does Obama know that Osama really is is?
According to Obama, if we see Osama then dam the Pakis full hellfires ahead! What does Obama know about Osama and when did he know it? Inquiring minds want to know!
THATS IT! NO SOUP FOR YOU!
NO SLURPEES FOR YOU THEN
hardihar
In all seriousness, I wonder how long they start shooting at us with the spiffy new weapons we provided them to fight the terrorists.
This was a stupid, adolescent thread that is not remotely funny.
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Did we start letting 12 year olds sign up?
He will invade a friendly sovereign country if they have someone (or something) he wants really, really bad! No wonder the USA is looked upon as imperialistic.
What about if Mr. Obama thinks we are in an energy crisis and we really, really badly need oil. Invade them and take it! That's the ticket! Gold too! The economy is floundering.
...and those pesky green skinned people (racially neutral example), they threaten the gene pool of all Americans. Invade them and wipe them out! The future is at stake!
I'm pretty sure that either the McCain campaign or a friendly 527 is working on Obama's foreign policy gaffs (or actual plans) and we'll see them on TV and radio soon...except in Missouri where the police will take the TV staions to jail for truthful ads about Obama.
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