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WARNING FROM PAKISTAN!
Yahoo ^ | 9/27/08 | From Message Board

Posted on 09/27/2008 12:51:39 PM PDT by BRL

Warning from Pakistan

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America 's supply of convenience store managers and possibly Democrat candidates for President of the United States .

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's gonna get ugly .. folks!

(Excerpt) Read more at messages.finance.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: pakistan; taliban
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Sorry folks - couldn't resist after seeing this.
1 posted on 09/27/2008 12:51:39 PM PDT by BRL
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To: BRL
And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

Oh man....I love it...LOL...Brilliant......



Stupid-AssCrats……………Lots of Baggage!
2 posted on 09/27/2008 1:00:14 PM PDT by knyteflyte3 (Freedom is not for FREE)
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To: BRL

Perhaps Joe Biden can tell us what the fallout will be for Dunkin Donuts employees.


3 posted on 09/27/2008 1:03:26 PM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: BRL

LOL

That is pretty funny!

(But that is racist! Off to the re-education camp for you!)


4 posted on 09/27/2008 1:04:22 PM PDT by KansasGirl (READ MY LIPSTICK!!!)
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To: knyteflyte3

Poor donkey!


5 posted on 09/27/2008 1:06:01 PM PDT by tob2 (No retreat!)
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To: knyteflyte3
...and then Motel 6 managers.

LOL! I tried to make a reservation with a popular motel chain this week and my blood pressure got so high that I had to hang up. I didn't have a clue what the guy on the other end of the line was talking about. He might not have been that good on the phone but I'll bet he slept at his employer's motel last night. What a great country!

6 posted on 09/27/2008 1:06:18 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (November 5th, 2008. The "media" lied, America died.)
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To: BRL
Thanks BRL!

I needed that ... and that first scotch & soda I'm going to get as soon as I shut down this P/C.


Cheers

7 posted on 09/27/2008 1:06:52 PM PDT by G.Mason (Duty, Honor, Country)
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To: BRL

I think you mispernounced Packystan?? Its the Country Obummer wants to invade after he has a Surge in Afganystan.

Pray for W, McCuda and Our Troops


8 posted on 09/27/2008 1:14:37 PM PDT by bray (Drill Congress!!)
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To: BRL

9 posted on 09/27/2008 1:14:50 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Illic Haud Deus Est)
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To: johnny7

Not to worry. They’re Indian, according to Joe, not Pakistani.

And Joe knows. His mind is always working. It just overheats sometimes.


10 posted on 09/27/2008 1:15:30 PM PDT by bitterdfwrepub
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To: BRL

Did Biden get hold of a keyboard while no one was watching?


11 posted on 09/27/2008 1:19:58 PM PDT by BobbyT
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According to Obama last night, Osama bin Laden is still out there and his Taliban is growing stronger. Now, I can't remember the last time we heard or seen from Osama Obama. Plenty of Mullah Omar, but no bin Laden. Is Osama sill out there? OR, is Osama way, way out there with Allah-Snackbar and his only profit Moe-HAM-Mad burried in Tora Bora?

Does Obama know where Oaama is? Does Obama know that Osama really is is?

According to Obama, if we see Osama then dam the Pakis full hellfires ahead! What does Obama know about Osama and when did he know it? Inquiring minds want to know!

12 posted on 09/27/2008 1:28:09 PM PDT by KriegerGeist (I'm now considered a "Bitter Clinger" to my guns and religion.)
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To: BRL

THATS IT! NO SOUP FOR YOU!


13 posted on 09/27/2008 1:29:25 PM PDT by KriegerGeist (I'm now considered a "Bitter Clinger" to my guns and religion.)
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To: Geist Krieger

NO SLURPEES FOR YOU THEN

14 posted on 09/27/2008 1:35:22 PM PDT by BRL
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To: BRL

hardihar


15 posted on 09/27/2008 1:37:27 PM PDT by bboop (Stealth Tutor)
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To: BRL

In all seriousness, I wonder how long they start shooting at us with the spiffy new weapons we provided them to fight the terrorists.


16 posted on 09/27/2008 1:39:00 PM PDT by cw35
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To: BRL

This was a stupid, adolescent thread that is not remotely funny.

???

Did we start letting 12 year olds sign up?


17 posted on 09/27/2008 2:00:07 PM PDT by VaBthang4 ("He Who Watches Over Israel Will Neither Slumber Nor Sleep")
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To: BRL
What will we do with out Kwik E mart Squishees ... ohhh the humanity.


18 posted on 09/27/2008 2:03:08 PM PDT by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM .53 : 1 The FOOL hath said in his heart, there is no GOD.)
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To: Geist Krieger
Why isn't anyone shouting from the mountain tops what Senator Obama said at least twice last night during the debate.

He will invade a friendly sovereign country if they have someone (or something) he wants really, really bad! No wonder the USA is looked upon as imperialistic.
What about if Mr. Obama thinks we are in an energy crisis and we really, really badly need oil. Invade them and take it! That's the ticket! Gold too! The economy is floundering.

...and those pesky green skinned people (racially neutral example), they threaten the gene pool of all Americans. Invade them and wipe them out! The future is at stake!

19 posted on 09/27/2008 2:14:29 PM PDT by USCG SimTech (Honored to serve since '71)
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"Why isn't anyone shouting from the mountain tops what Senator Obama said at least twice last night during the debate."

I'm pretty sure that either the McCain campaign or a friendly 527 is working on Obama's foreign policy gaffs (or actual plans) and we'll see them on TV and radio soon...except in Missouri where the police will take the TV staions to jail for truthful ads about Obama.

20 posted on 09/27/2008 2:24:22 PM PDT by KriegerGeist (I'm now considered a "Bitter Clinger" to my guns and religion.)
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