[Winniesboy]

Hey, don’t make them walk all the way to the shed. Just put a little pile of money on the front step each night when you to to bed. Also, a note to come in and help themselves to anything in the house.

Allotments are rarely near the house or any house - see previous post.

[Right Wing Assault]

Allotments are rarely near the house or any house

Oh, in that case, we can save them the long walk by putting the money on the front step of the house. Just put a sign on the door saying, "Too tired to walk all the way to my shed to get free stuff? Just take this money and buy whatever you want! Have a nice night."