[dr.zaeus]

Why not? I've got a good fixed rate loan on my house and no debt (except my wife's car).

How am I going to benefit from this, unless I get my buzz on?

[dynachrome]

I should have activated all those credit cards I got offers from and ran ‘em up.

Bought a house I couldn’t afford with an ARM.

Leased a large truck at $500/month.

Then I could whine to the gov’t and get free money!