Simple. I'm not a liberal, I'm not a lawyer, and I wasn't assigned here by anyone.
Any other questions?
Sure.
You show up 2 days ago on a conservative forum, one that is well known for our stellar record of picking apart lame liberal lies, and you defend the most liberal socialist running for President in the history of America, and you think we wouldn't take notice? Why would I believe you?
“Any other questions?”
Why don’t you crawl back under the rock you emerged from?