Rather vane now that you mention it.
On a serious note, I wanted you all to know that I had an Arby’s roast beef sandwich and fries for dinner tonight. I wanted to post a vanity to tell everyone that, but I thought it would be best to disguise my vanity as a vanity about vanities in general. Then I could slip this Arby’s information in without being condemned for posting a COMPLETELY useless vanity.