[17th Miss Regt]

One approach to answering the question about his natural born status would be to stipulate that he was not a natural born citizen, but is covered under the alternate clause, i.e.:

...or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution,...

His worshipers would believe it and not question it at all.

[MtnClimber]

He could challenge the votes for the adoption of the Constitution and claim the alternate clause!

[MozarkDawg]

Considering their ability to comprehend simple English via their insistent understanding of Amendment II ... methinks you are not far off the mark.