[Travis McGee]

Can you imagine marriage to Michelle?

Stare at the floor and repeat “Yes Dear” 1,000 times a day, or get whooped upside the head.

[SlowBoat407]

Or as Dennis Miller said: “If I were driving around listening to that woman yelling in my ear, I’d Toonces that car off the cliff in a heartbeat.”

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Or as old Rumpy would say, “She who must be obeyed”.

[hiredhand]

Good gawd-a-mighty.... I can’t imagine being married to that woman. Obama’s life will become a living hell on earth when he loses the election because that wife of his is going to turn into one serious vicious bitch.

[pleikumud]

Can you imagine being married to Barry? Less than ordinary looks combined with a big ego and campus radical mentality. What a mess.