Mississippi is a HORRIBLE place to live.
Don’t come here!
You will hate it!
Racist and Klansmen behind every blade of grass!
Please don’t move here.
You Lie! Mississippi is like heaven on earth. A beautiful state where everyone is friendly and just dying to hear the way you did things in New Jersey and to be instructed in the ways of New Jersey.
Now North Carolina is the true armpit of the South, hot, dirty, unlivable even in the few places not yet ruined by the continuous hurricanes and floods, so just keep moving when you pass through on I95. Gas is fifty dollars a gallon and the inbred yokels will steal the tires from your car if you as much as slow down,for God's sake keep going and don’t look back.