"Mr. Smith, I'm here to collect your testicle cells..."
Posted on 10/14/2008 9:46:39 AM PDT by billorites
BALLS!
boy they got a lot of balls
Let’s hear it for ‘the boys!’
Brings new meaning to the phrase, “I’d give my left nut for....”
It’s because we men are just babies at heart.
Well I’m upper upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got
Great balls of fire
I’ve got big balls
Oh I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We’ve got big balls
We’ve got big balls
We’ve got big balls
Dirty big balls
He’s got big balls
She’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
(We’ve got big balls)
(We’ve got big balls)
And I’m just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
This is no good at all for the liberal agenda.
Another purpose for men, and no babies getting killed.
"Mr. Smith, I'm here to collect your testicle cells..."
The funny thing is, the liberals are never out in droves supporting these new wonderful findings. This only proves that liberals ADORE abortion and LOVED that abortion or killing embryos led to such “wonderful things.”
I am missing the part of my brain where I would be able to understand the liberal glee for using unborn human embryos to fix their medical booboos.
I’m swangin’ in da breeze!!!
Does Hillary get a tax-deduction for her donation? And does she share this with the previous owners?
geez! i hope I never get THAT old;-)!
The volunteers in this study must be nuts.
For some reason this reminds me of the joke about the guy who gets snake bit on the penis, and the punch line is, “He said you’re gonna die.”
Bollocks!
OUCH!!!
The next time a liberal argues with you about embryonic stem cells just do a package check and say, "I got your stem cells RIGHT HERE!"
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