At her age, I’m surprised there hasn’t been a family member to take her in. Where are her kids / nieces / nephews? Or why not an old folks home, given her age?
LOL. She's only sixty-six! Not ninety-six!
My sixty-six year old lady friend and I just spent a week hiking and climbing around the canyons near Sedona’s Red Rocks (and playing footsie with rattle snakes - I thought they were supposed to rattle to warn you). I'll have to ask her if she's ready to move to an old folks home.
You might be in big trouble with that comment on FR. I suspect there might be more than a few sexagenarians who still run marathons, jump out of perfectly good airplanes, etc.
Still, it was funny.