My liberal Brother in Law and I were working on a rental property when a neighbor with cancer approached us and asked for a few bucks. My BIL didn’t have any money on him but I pulled out my wallet and gave the guy a five.
After the neighbor left us, my BIL says, “that was a liberal thing for you to do.” I said, “No, I did the conservative thing and your doing the liberal thing by trying to take credit for it.”
You should have seen the look on his face!