is it a crime to let the air out of the tires, or throw tarps over the SUV?
Well, you could get a car cover, paint “Merry Christmas” on it, and see what they do. After all, everybody loves getting Christmas presents.
There is nothing more depressing than an ungrateful Lesbian Couple, don’t you think? LOL
Rather than destroy it, put a lien on it. Get a sherrif’s title to help defray the cost of the vandalism done to their property.