Posted on 10/22/2008 5:37:30 PM PDT by glock rocks
It’s going to be LIVE???
Only if ya send me an air-card!
LOL, but who is Candy?
Sorry, it took me a while to get the company to get me one and I ain’t giving it up!
That’s what wife wanted to know, she took the call. ;)
I saw it and it was a close up view of defeat after victory...
RacingWin.com has obtained a copy of the plan from a high-ranking political official. Here is how the plan affects racing.
Spread the Wealth Plan for NASCAR Racing
Starting lineups will be determined by qualifying speed with slower cars staring at the front of the field in order to offset any advantage gained by faster cars that came to the track better prepared.
Additionally, the slowest qualifier will be given the first choice in pit stalls.
During caution periods all cars one or more laps down will receive the” Lucky Dog,” allowing all cars to return to the lead lap.
Teams with huge corporate sponsors shall be required from time to time to remove sponsor decals from their race cars and furnish those decals to unsponsored teams so that all race teams may be able to equally share in sponsorship.
All money collected from sponsors shall be put into a special pool that will be re-distributed at the direction of President Obama.
Drivers shall alternate race wins so that all drivers get a chance to win a race. No driver shall be permitted to win 2 races until all drivers have won at least one race.
Prize money shall be equally divided between all competitors regardless of finishing order.
Does this make any sense? Not at all. But then again, neither does Obama’s “Spread the Wealth” philosophy. Do we need to elect Joe the Plumber instead?
That's funny but scary at the same time. Wonder what Joe Biden's prediction for next season is.
He will probably say gird your loins.........
Since we’re all rednecks and racists I can guess what they have planned.
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