Middlesex Register of Probate and former Mayor of Sommerville (pronounced "slummerville") caught on hidden surveillance camera looting the coin operated copying machine after hours, recently.
Paul Revere rode out to "spread the alarm to every Middlesex village and farm." The government of Middlesex County is older than the United States, has one of the most wealthy populations of any county in the United States and went bankrupt about five years ago. Go figger.