I was hoping to have a kid show up in an Obama costume. I was going to tell them I would practice some redistribution and give the candy I was going to give to them to some kid who wasn’t bothering to come door to door and was home watching TV.
It’s never too early to teach them what socialism really is. They’ll never learn it in school.
Didn’t get the chance - just got the usualy array of cute neighborhood kids.
Don’t even use your candy. Take it out of the bag from the kids standing at your door, walk down to your neighbors, and give it to them.
Socialism’s finest lesson!