[TXBlair]

you people who are suggesting a conspiracy can’t possibly be human — you disgust me!!!

Yes, it's a shame that Obama and YOUR Rats have made us so cynical!! It's too bad you only signed up today...we'd REALLY disgust you if you knew us longer. Take a hike, troll!

IBTZ!!

[Old Sarge]

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DTG 040235Z NOV 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: DOUBLE-ZOT ALERT

RE 1: POST 192

RE 2: POST 198

1. REF 1, PERIMETER SENSORS ALERTED OF SUSPECTED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG AND LOCATION.

2. REF 2, PERIMETER SENSORS ALERTED OF SECONDARY SUSPECTED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

3. ATTACK PROFILE INDICATES DRIVE-BY POSTINGS ON MULTIPLE THREAT AXES. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH OF A DOUBLE-ZOT IN PROGRESS.

4. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL THREE SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.) WITH ADDED PRECAUTIONS FOR ZORCH-ON-TARGET, OPTION TWO (ZOT-2).

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. WATCH NCOIC HAS COORDINATED COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER AND IS AWAITING WEAPONS RELEASE AUTHORITY.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: SARAH-CUDA.

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NOTHING FOLLOWS

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