WARNING: this is how Election Day is going to go down. Do not get sucked in, Eeyores!

We don’t want to beat a dead horse here (or, donkey, as the case may be), but we need to remind you all, once more, not to be Eeyores today.

The Obamedia is going to do to you what they did to Hillary supporters during the primaries — they are going to lie, and float all sorts of incorrect exit polls, and start revving up to declare Obama the winner.

Drudge Report — mark our words — is going to run that flashing red/blue siren he loves to report McCain losing all sorts of traditional Republican states around midday. He’s going to get all of you Eeyores hyperventilating.

The goal of the Obamedia is to depress you so much you don’t turn out to vote. Our friend Astrid always falls for this garbage, and we know she is not all alone. She’ll be miserable all day because she’s never learned to turn out the media and just chill out.

This is going to go down just like Super Tuesday - where the media claimed Obama would win California, New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, and others…but Clinton won every state we predicted she’d win.

In fact, we were right about every state in the primaries except Missouri, which Clinton lost by less than 1%. Otherwise, we were spot-on.

So, we know you Eeyores are going to drive everyone in your lives crazy today. You are going to panic and wet yourselves and email/call/bother all of your friends and relatives all day. You’ll forward bogus polls and terrible links to everyone, and depress people left and right.

We have no idea why you people behave this way and really wish you would stop. Because we’ve been through this with you since New Hampshire and just think it’s all so ridiculous.

Here’s our advice: take a break from news today — consider everything you hear to be lies. Watch some cool movies (our favorite of all time is The Contender with Joan Allen), eat a nice sandwich, have a nap (or two), then tune into the Election Results around 10pm or so CST to see the final tallies add up and wait for a winner.

The rest of the day will just drive you over the edge — and then you will spread this Eeyore gloom and doom to everyone else, because that seems to be what you do.

But, we know you’ll do it, because you’ve consistently done it since January. It’s very predictable.

EEyore is a character in the Winnie-the-Pooh book series. He is generally characterized as a pessimistic, gloomy, depressed, old grey stuffed donkey who is a friend of the title character, Winnie-the-Pooh.

PUMAs rock!!!

We have no idea why you people behave this way and really wish you would stop.

Hear, hear!

It's time for us to do our civic duty: Get out and vote, and make sure that everyone you know is ready and able to get to the polls.

Tonight in Elko, NV, Palin’s Dad said when she was a child he taught her how to field dress a moose, tomorrow she’s going to field dress a donkey.

Voted. Early in Fla. My neighbor has a Democrat for McClame sign out. Never saw that before. Another one has a “change” sign. Their house is painted some weird purple color.

Thank you for this wonderful, positive, morning post!

Ignore the polls! VOTE!

In the words of our American POW Candidate "I am American and I choose to fight, stand up, be strong"

We will stand up and fight with you today John McCain. We know you love this great country and so do we.

Oh, you PUMAs will show up. Payback will be a bitch. Just remember, a vote for McCain/Palin is a vote for McCain/Palin but also is:

1. a vote against Barack Hussein Obama
2. a vote against marxism/blt/socialism/totalitarianism
3. a vote against the worthless and corrupt MSM.

Here’s several millions (minimum) of PUMAs, etc..(Democrats for McCain/Palin)

Hillary Clinton Supporters For John McCain:
http://www.hcsfjm.com

Party Unity My A$$ PAC/People United Means Action PAC:
http://blog.pumapac.org

Democrats Against Obama/Nobama ever!
http://democrats-against-obama.org

Just Say No Deal:
http://justsaynodeal.com

and more...

Take a look around these sites for a half hour or 45 minutes....(there are hundreds more linked to these, just look for links)

this is a VERY SHORT, PARTIAL LIST!!!!

None of this “McCain in a squeaker” for me!

McCain by about 8 pts.

Now, let’s see what happens....

McCain’s a great American. He’s wrong on really important issues at least half the time.

Sarah Palin is a great American. She’s right on really important issues most of the time. I would vote for McCain without Palin, but it would not be with any great joy and would mainly be a vote against Obama in a race of the undesirable vs. the intolerable.

Sarah makes it all worthwhile.

I think anyone who doesn't vote tomorrow should do the right thing and resign from FR in disgrace.

And since we don't want anyone resigning, you all have to vote. Sorry, but I say so. ;)

Some excellent advice. I will take it. I was going to do the same thing anyway.
By the way I’d like some feedback. I agree with your analysis of Drudge. I’ve become disgusted with him over the last couple of years. He’s wrong more than right. He has far too much celebrity news and gossip. I think he must be on Madonna’s payroll. I can’t stand the Hollywood junk on his site. I’m thinking about taking him off my bookmarks. What do you think?

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