I haven't.... did he just make her up? or is she a democrap operative pretending to be a republican? I know i rarely ask the kiddies who come to my door how their parents vote...
My nine-year old reported that the only “crummy” candy on Halloween (his definition BTW) came from someone dressed AS Obama.
The author is right, simply refusing the Obamanation kids candy is stupid.
What she *should* have done is this (sorry if my playwriting/screenwriting skills are a bit rusty):
A DOORBELL SOUNDS.
LADY OF THE HOUSE OPENS the FRONT DOOR.
KIDS: Trick or treat!
OBAMA KID: Trick or treat! Vote Obama!
LADY: Oh, how precious!
LADY GIVES some CANDY to KIDS.
LADY: And you, you’re so cute in your ‘Vote Obama’ costume! Tell you what, would you like me to give you candy like Obama would?
OBAMA KID: [shouting] Yes! Yes! Obama!
LADY: Okay, give me your bag.
OBAMA KID GIVES BAG to LADY.
LADY reaches inside HOUSE and produces GIANT BAG OF CANDY.
LADY: Now, watch carefully. The rest of you kids stay as well, I have something else for you.
KIDS: Yay!
LADY POURS entire BAG OF CANDY into BAG from OBAMA KID.
LADY: Okay, like Obama promises, you just got a whole lot of free candy.
OBAMA KID: Thank you!
LADY: Oh, but there’s more.
OBAMA KID: Yay!
LADY takes the now overflowing BAG and POURS CANDY into KIDS BAGS, leaving only a few token candies in the bottom of OBAMA KID’s BAG.
LADY HANDS near empty BAG to OBAMA KID.
OBAMA KID: WAAAAH! What did you do that for?
LADY: You had FAR more than the others, so like Obama would want, I redistributed your wealth to those who had less than you. Happy Halloween!
LADY CLOSES DOOR.
A story somewhat more palatable is the one where a business owner realizes that if 0bama wins, he’ll have to lay off several employees. After agonizing over which ones it’ll be, he walks through the parking lot and makes note of the cars parked there that have 0bama-Biden bumper stickers and makes his decision.
Perfect answer.