Maya was a little rat,
Her speech was tres effected,
And everywhere that Maya went,
Much B*llsh*t was detected.
Her poetry is laughable,
Like something that a child wrote.
Her looks are reminiscent of
A rabid Turkmen wild goat.
Our schools are forcing kids to read
The "poems" of this Marxist,
But no one would have heard of her
If her skin wasn't darksest.
I took considerable poetic license with the last word above, but felt it acceptable as a tribute to Maya Angelou's breathtaking lack of talent.
effected = affected. Sorry.