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Japanese Man Wants To Marry Anime Character
Belfast Telegraph ^
| November 6, 2008
| Belfast Telegraph
Posted on 11/08/2008 2:24:42 AM PST by Melissa 24
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To: null and void
I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before but...this may be the funniest bit on a show that was hilarious from day one and never quit. The only one that comes close for me is the bit where Rimmer was smacking himself in the groin with a hammer.
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posted on
11/09/2008 8:05:32 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(It's time to turn about, like Sheridan at Cedar Creek. Let's punch them out of their boots!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Wait a minute...what’s to stop every anime fan on the planet from marrying the same chick? They could just say they’re married to their copy?
And what implications does this have for you and I, Bruce, and a brunette woman named Diana...?
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posted on
11/09/2008 8:20:31 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(It's time to turn about, like Sheridan at Cedar Creek. Let's punch them out of their boots!)
To: Slings and Arrows; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Apparently he never saw the
propaganda film in 7th grade health class. I doubt you gents will need an explanation, but if you do, let me know.
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posted on
11/09/2008 8:26:51 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(It's time to turn about, like Sheridan at Cedar Creek. Let's punch them out of their boots!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dolphins neither have cloven hooves nor chew the cud, and are therefore treyf.Actually, they're treyf because they have fins but no scales.
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posted on
11/09/2008 8:30:48 AM PST
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Zionist Conspirator
(Vatabbet 'ishto me'acharayv; vatehi netziv melach.)
To: proudofthesouth
Id love to be able to declare that my dog and cat are legally my children so I can deduct them on my taxes and get free medical care for them! If we let gay marriage go forward, it's only a matter of time before before some guy says he has the right to marry his dog. Once a court approves that, you can declare your pets to be children.
The downside is that suddenly those crazy cat ladies are going to receiving huge government refunds via the additional child tax credit.
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posted on
11/09/2008 8:32:30 AM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(It's time to turn about, like Sheridan at Cedar Creek. Let's punch them out of their boots!)
To: Zionist Conspirator
They’re mammals, not fish.
To: Slings and Arrows
Theyre mammals, not fish.Yes, according to the eighteenth century Linnaean classification. However, in Halakhah (which predates modern classification systems) water animals are all classified together (hence mollusks tuna are both "seafood").
If it comes from the water it requires fins and scales. They're also ready to eat once removed from the water, not requiring ritual slaughter.
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posted on
11/09/2008 8:54:20 AM PST
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Vatabbet 'ishto me'acharayv; vatehi netziv melach.)
To: Zionist Conspirator
Hmmm, then sea turtles should kosher - they have fins and scales.
To: Zionist Conspirator
Should be kosher, buggerit.
To: Zionist Conspirator; Slings and Arrows
She married the dolphin, she didn't have him for dinner.
Does that make no difference?
To: Slings and Arrows
Hmmm, then sea turtles should kosher - they have fins and scales.I've never thought of that.
As I understand it, there's a statement somewhere in the Talmud that "there are fish [water animals] with fins and no scales, but there are no fish with scales and no fins." Sea turtles would seem to go against that. But then, so would sea snakes.
I'd check with a poseq before I ate anything!
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posted on
11/09/2008 9:03:29 AM PST
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Vatabbet 'ishto me'acharayv; vatehi netziv melach.)
To: Melissa 24
I think Obama would allow this
To: Zionist Conspirator
I'd check with a poseq before I ate anything! And a herpetologist. (Sea snakes have deadly venom.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
She married the dolphin, she didn't have him for dinner. Does that make no difference?
Actually, yes.
Bestiality was forbidden after Eve was created. Before that Adam had to "know" all the animals in order to discover they weren't his "helpmeet" and in order to name them.
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posted on
11/09/2008 9:08:41 AM PST
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Vatabbet 'ishto me'acharayv; vatehi netziv melach.)
To: Melissa 24
My advice on anime chicks...
"Have your fun, yeah...but marry one? Think of the children. Society's just not ready."
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posted on
11/09/2008 9:09:38 AM PST
by
wtc911
("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
To: null and void
I particularly love that one.
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posted on
11/09/2008 10:22:40 AM PST
by
bannie
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