[albie]

Tomorrow-—you can marry your horse!

[Indian_Fighter_Kite]

or your dog ?

Times of India :

5-year-old girl married to dog!

BHUBANESWAR: A five-year-old girl was married to a dog at a village near here on Wednesday evening. The bride groom went through the motions with a
perplexed look, while there was much rejoicing on bride Kuni Munda’s side

[Slapshot68]

"Tomorrow-—you can marry your horse!"

You're not too far from the truth. It's only a matter of time now.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311079,00.html

[hunter112]

Tomorrow-—you can marry your horse!

Teh-RAY-zuh Heinz is already ahead of the curve on that one!