[Troll_House_Cookies]

Thumbing though my Koran now and all I find are instructions on beheading......where’s the personal finance section?

[jersey117]

LOL

[xcullen]

I actually did laugh out loud to that.

Koran Directory:

Chapter 1 - Beheadings, when, how and to whom
Chapter 2 - 72 Virgins, what happens after the first time?
Chapter 3 - Call to Prayer, can we make it louder and more annoying?

Fill in your own successive chapters.