[Myrddin]

On my last flight to Germany, my ticket indicated a 747. I was thrilled as I had never flown on a 747. The flight was from Cincinnati to Frankfurt. The reality was less thrilling. I was seated in the center row of seats with a 300 lb male on each side. Both of them were charter members of the "bath a month" club. My elbows were forced in front of my stomach for the whole 9 hour flight by their flabby bodies oozing over each arm rest. That was my first and last flight on Lufthansa. Never again.

[AU72]

That was my first and last flight on Lufthansa.

Your'e lucky didn't serve Bratwurst and Sauerkraut inflight.