Air hostess helped land passenger jet after co-pilot had 'breakdown' over the Atlantic

Daily Mail ^ | November 20, 2008 | Staff

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"‘rambling and disjointed conversation', ‘belligerent and unco-operative’, ‘effectively incapacitated’

If I had a dollar for each time one of those phrases showed up on my employee evaluation...

My employer used to think I suffered a series of mental breakdowns, until he realized I was just drunk.

You know, people just don't have a sense of humor for a good drunken fit anymore...

[Caramelgal]

I'm glad they didn't have to use Otto Pilot.

[50sDad]

Kitten Natividad’s close up will stay with me for life.

[Mark was here]

He must have picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.

[ari-freedom]

I’m glad they didn’t order the fish.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

after the Air Canada flight officer began a ‘rambling and disjointed’

He never got over Nacho grande!

[Spunky]

"The UK-bound plane made an emergency diversion to Shannon Airport, in Ireland, last January after the Air Canada flight officer began a ‘rambling and disjointed’ conversation, said an official report."

Last January? Nothing like getting the news out on time. :-)

[VA_Gentleman]

I hear the guy in the control tower left the mic on and was heard saying, “looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”

[Caramelgal]

I want to know if any of the passangers spoke Jive and did they require a translator?

[Slings and Arrows]

But it recorded the views of two doctors onboard that he was in a ‘confused and disorientated state’. The captain also reported that his colleague became uncharacteristically ‘belligerent and unco-operative’ and was ‘effectively incapacitated’...

What's his DUmmie screenname?

[cripplecreek]

Airplane! - "Oh stewardess, I speak jive"

[JRios1968]

The fog was getting thicker

[Cecily]

The pilot too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i415QwSj0Og

[bamahead]

And LEON’s getting LAAAAAARRRRRGER!

[Ken H]

Air hostess helped land passenger jet after co-pilot had 'breakdown' over the Atlantic

Breakdown?! What is it?

[traumer]

[JRios1968]

He shouldn't have had the second cup of coffee...

[Ken H]

The first Black female pilot?

[politicalamity]

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.

Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.

Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.

Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.

Together: Col' got to be! Yo!

Subtitle: HOW TRUE!

Together: Sheeeeeeet!

Subtitle: GOLLY.

or this one,

 

Jiveman2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attendant : Can I get you something?

Jiveman2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.

Attendant : I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jiveman1 : Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman: Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attendant : Ohhhh, good.

Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Attendant : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide.

Jiveman2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.

Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

[TankerKC]

Breakdown?! What is it?

It's a lapse in metal faculties, but that's not important now.