If I had a dollar for each time one of those phrases showed up on my employee evaluation...
My employer used to think I suffered a series of mental breakdowns, until he realized I was just drunk.
Owl_Eagle
When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didnt just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
Look, heres what happened."
-Slow Joe Biden
If I had a dollar for each time one of those phrases showed up on my employee evaluation...
My employer used to think I suffered a series of mental breakdowns, until he realized I was just drunk.
You know, people just don't have a sense of humor for a good drunken fit anymore...
“My employer used to think I suffered a series of mental breakdowns, until he realized I was just drunk.”
Same here, ‘cept I wasn’t just drunk; I was really drunk.