[anonsquared]

I WANT A CAR THAT RUNS ON JUNK MAIL!

That way I could look forward to getting it.
And I could spend my time getting on mailing lists instead of trying to get off of them.

[dr huer]

In the thirties I heard a radio talk “steam heat by mail” describing how to get on junk lists, and connecting a chute from mailbox to furnace.

[Beloved Levinite]

LOL, AS! Good one.