I actually broke down and decided to look into the matter as it is obvious that your materialist faith prevents you from grasping the obvious. The first thing I noticed is that your sources, as per usual, have been rendered out-of-date by further research. If the human-chimp similarity is such an open and shut case, then why do the most recent papers on the subject allow for multiple geneological scenarios with respect to the relationship between human, chimp and gorilla? Does your materialist faith allow you to grasp the significance of State CG in the phylogenetic trees below? Does this mean your fellow Darwiniacs are in on the conspiracy too?:
Bottom: Each of the four hidden states in the coal-HMM corresponds to a particular phylogenetic tree. In state HC1, human and chimpanzee coalesce before speciation of human, chimpanzee, and gorilla, i.e., before τ1 + τ2. In states HC2, HG, and CG, human, chimpanzee, and gorilla coalesce after speciation of the three species, i.e., after τ1 + τ2. In HC2, the human and chimpanzee lineages coalesce first, and then the HC lineage coalesces with gorilla. In state HG, human and gorilla coalesce first, and in state CG, chimpanzee and gorilla coalesce first. The hidden phylogenetic states cannot be observed from present-day sequence data, but they can be decoded using the coal-HMM methodology.
Hobolth A, Christensen OF, Mailund T, Schierup MH 2007 Genomic Relationships and Speciation Times of Human, Chimpanzee, and Gorilla Inferred from a Coalescent Hidden Markov Model. PLoS Genetics 3(2): e7 doi:10.1371/journal.pgen.0030007