But I'll take it a step further. While the offending triggers bring on a painful and expen$ive migraine for me, it's not a condition unto death. My cousin's sister-in-law, however, launches into an asthma attack. Some of those attacks have landed her in the ER fighting for her next breath. She did end up having to quit her job. Fortunately, she's got a husband who makes a handsome living, so a job is not an absolute necessity for her. Some of us are not so fortunate. We are our sole source of income. That said, if our personal right to breathe air that doesn't make us sick is so offensive to you, please consider paying me a salary to stay home and out of everyone's way. Or if you can't afford that, maybe you'll consider paying for my prescription.
Yes, all of us EVIIIIL perfume wearers should pay your salary.
Or what did you say, you would “happily” throw up on my desk?
You do know this is FREEREPUBLIC you are posting on, Right?
I would gladly do that if it was a legitimate option to get you whiners out of the workplace.