Can anything match, “Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight”? Or how about some the great songs by Alvin and the Chipmunks? Always brought tears to my eyes, lemme tell ya!
Lonnie Donegan would be proud of you. How about “Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport”? The sadness of the image drawn by the line, “So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that’s it hanging on the shed! (All together, now!)” still evokes emotion.