[DaveyB]

Here is my suggestion: Instead of the cross this year put a much larger display that says that the ACLU is an anti-american front group for communist interests. That way the display is protected as political speech. We all know the ACLU protects that right?

[Charles Martel]

Here is my suggestion: Instead of the cross this year put a much larger display that says that the ACLU is an anti-american front group for communist interests. That way the display is protected as political speech. We all know the ACLU protects that right?

Alternative suggestion: Arrange a "meeting" between the ACLU lawyer and "Old Blue Eyes", the disquietingly large alligator that dwells in a covered pool in the middle of the town. Repeat as needed.