[2ndDivisionVet]

Most will probably be redirected to Obama's brownshirts aka the Civilian Civil Defense Group.

[library user]

I wouldn’t want to work for someone who can’t even produce a simple birth certificate. I wouldn’t want to risk working for an illegal alien.

[NormsRevenge]

If I’m not mistaken, Gubamint, once a cottage industry and a calling, is a modern day employer that now dwarfs any other employer in the nation in size and also lags almost everyone of them in producing much of any worth of late.

[libh8er]

Puke.

[Dallas59]

I damned myself eternally from Dear Leader #1 on June 23 2003.

[Libertarian444]

But all 8,000 or so jobs in the $38 paperback...are either presidential appointments or otherwise require political connections.

Not required:  Competence, responsibility, real-world work experience, intelligence, grammar or communication skills, work ethic.

[USMCPOP]

Light refined that advice, suggesting that the senders put their “resume on top of the pizza” and have it delivered by Tom Daschle.

Let's hope that if they lay their little pepperonis on that pizza that it's one of the little 6" luncheon pizzas. Otherwise the administration will come up short.

[Patriot Babe]

Here are some openings:

- Civilian Scouts:
Should be able to obey and wear pretty brown shirts.

- Interns (Male or Female) -
Interviews will be held in a little room off the Oval
Office.

- Teleprompter Handler
Able to prevent teleprompter go malfunction during ONE
speaking.