The Cult of Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

AOL News ^ | Dec 3rd 2008 11:55AM | Tommy Christopher

[ckilmer]

The story of a group calling themselves the "We the People Foundation," who are questioning the authenticity of Barack Obama's natural-bornedness, has gotten a lot of attention this week due to their purchase of a full-page ad demanding access to the original birth certificate. On a related note, I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba's sock drawer.

[autumnraine]

Now we belong to a cult. Yippee!!

Next, we will be the offshoot of UFO chasers and Bigfoot hunters.

[marron]

Very funny. But it doesn’t answer the question. When you get mocked for asking a simple question that could be answered very easily, you have to imagine you may have struck a nerve.

[autumnraine]

Oh yeah, and Jessica Alba’s sock wanted to be President, I’d encourage you to take out an ad too. Especially if they refused to show they were eligible to hold that office.

Nice how they downplay the importance of this issue. Like we are just looky loos who want to peek in the privacy of Obama.

[OneWingedShark]

>natural-bornedness

WTF?

>On a related note, I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba’s sock drawer.

That’s your prerogative, and the way a free market works; good luck with it though.

[tgusa]

AOL News: an oxymoron. Nothing to see here - move along -

[Perdogg]

I wonder if Tommy Christopher ever wrote an article called “Cult of Florida fraud” or “Cult of the Ohio diebolds” ?

[jessduntno]

Cripes. I’ve seen W’s dental records...this is disgusting...what’s the big deal? SHOW ME THE MONEY, BO...

[earlJam]

The story of a group calling themselves the "We the People Foundation," who are questioning the authenticity of Barack Obama's natural-bornedness, has gotten a lot of attention this week....

Gotten a LOT of attention? Sheesh. Had to stop reading right there.

Is this story carried in A LOT of newspapers?

Has this story been on A LOT of evening news reports?

Has there been A LOT of wire service reports on this issue?

[cripplecreek]

On a related note, I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba's sock drawer.

Sex offender?

[smokingfrog]

natural-bornedness

Now we even have to create new vocabulary words for the O-bummer.

[mnehring]

I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba's sock drawer.

You are settling for the 'sock' drawer when better drawers must be close?

[OneWingedShark]

>Now we belong to a cult. Yippee!!
>Next, we will be the offshoot of UFO chasers and Bigfoot hunters.

Duh, don’t you know that Obama was born on a UFO and Bigfoot was his father? It’s on the Birth Certificate! “Get with the cult, people!”

[/sarc]

[NormsRevenge]

aol news?

lol

so is this where they hire kids to write the news, right? Tommy? lol

[stockpirate]

UFO update:

The British recently released a top secret UFO report documenting two F-15’s chasing a UFO the size of an aircraft carrier.

So there’s hope for us yet!

[kbennkc]

The difference between UFO and Obambi’s birth certificate , is I have seen a UFO .

[xtinct]

AOL News - kind of begs the question: Does AOL News editor know the U.S. Constitutional requirements to be president? And, why does Obama get a pass from the media on the requirements? Obama has NOT to date proven he is eligible to be president. This documention should have be provided by him and demanded by the DNC if he failed to provide.

[smokingfrog]

Have you seen my birth certificate?

[kenth]

The difference between UFO and Obambi’s birth certificate , is I have seen a UFO .

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rofl!

Excellent tagline material

[jessduntno]

“How many memoirs does this man need to write about his adolescence, teenage, and college years before it’s believed to be his actual story?”

How many times does this empty suit have to tell us his version of the truth before we finally believe it? These willing idiots are getting crazier by the day...any chance this dimwit might want to buy some good land in the Florida everglades????

[Made In The USA]

Should it be found that 0bammo is not eligibile for the Presidency per the law; it is easy to predict what will follow: 1) Deny, deny, deny, 2) Question/investigate the persons who raised the issue in the first place, 3) Demand the law be changed.

I would absolutely love the chaos that would follow if we find B.Hussein is actually a citizen of Kenya.

[missnry]

[antiRepublicrat]

If this guy had access, he’d go for Jessica Alba’s sock drawer out of all her things? Clueless. Utterly clueless.

[Eagle50AE]

>On a related note, I am taking out a full-page ad demanding access to Jessica Alba’s sock drawer.<

I got your Da** Sock Drawer..

[cripplecreek]

Cripes. I’ve seen W’s dental records...

No kidding. When the Bush National Guard "story" broke, people came out of the woodwork both for and against Bush. Zero doesn't seem to made an impression on anyone anywhere.

[Cicero]

Might be some relevance to this if Jennifer Alba were running for president AND if the Constitution said that no candidate is eligible who wears foreign socks.

Otherwise, it’s not a very relevant joke.

[dragonblustar]

Next, we will be the offshoot of UFO chasers and Bigfoot hunters.

Messin with sasquatch....

[lilylangtree]

Yo osama, produce the damn original birth certificate and not a cheap fraud!

[cripplecreek]

If it turns out that he isn’t legal to serve, I would immediately target the democrat bigwigs with fraud investigations. I doubt Nancy Pelosi will risk 20 years in a federal prison for anybody. I’d even give her amnesty in return for her resignation and testimony.

[doodad]

Uh, Jessican Alba’s socks were probably made overseas too.

[autumnraine]

I must have missed that meeting.

[bolobaby]

My favorite line:

Let me ask, have you ever seen any other president's birth certificate? Any other certifications of birth at all? Bush Sr., W. Bush, Clinton, Carter, etc.. Did anyone ever get a glimpse? Why wasn't there a crusade against these men to release their information for the world to witness?

Yep, no crusade to get every last military record of Bush's. None at all. Not even to the point of manufacturing some and calling them authentic.

Sigh.

[autumnraine]

Maybe THEY have the birth certificate. Barack Obama got his buddy Will Smith to call up his buddy Tom Cruise to send for the mothership.

[dragonblustar]

[autumnraine]

You know, now that you mention it... Oprah backed another man and his “memoirs”. Seems she didn’t learn the first time. Or the second.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/arts/2008/03/05/2008-03-05_oprahs_mag_gushed_over_memoir_of_fake_ga-1.html

[doodad]

And, ironically enough, we have seen McCain’s due to the law suit on this very issue. Due to his birth in the Panama Canal Zone.

[numberonepal]

You are settling for the 'sock' drawer when better drawers must be close?

Totally. To hell with the socks, I want to see the "goody drawer".

[Old Retired Army Guy]

They could end this whole thing very simply. Just produced a State of Hawaai Birth Certificate with a raised seal. What is so hard about that?

[CanaGuy]

Hey...Hussein, skip all your heavy legal fees and just show us the damn thing. I promise not to laugh.

[Domandred]

Why aren't the words of Hawaiian officials enough?

Because Hawaiian officials didn't say where he was born. They simply said his certificate of live birth was in accordance with Hawaiian law, which at the time of issue was available to anyone regardless of where they were born if one of the parents was a citizen of Hawaii.

A vault copy would exist with pertinent information if he was actually born in Hawaii.

This whole issue would go away with a $10 check in an envelope.

[2Wheels]

Christina Cedeno and Tommy....whoever - are both very young. With this fact of youth, thier ignorance is equally factual. Ignorant as bricks.

Neither came close to proving one thing, only the hopes that they can quiet one or two more questions from the ‘undecideds’ on this subject.
The z0mbats will not be swayed.
zer0 - the greatest fad in history.....but hasn’t faded away just yet.....

[The Sons of Liberty]

It’s interesting to me that those on the left, who have never seen 0bama’s fake birth certificate, let alone a real one, can speak so authoritatively as to call us a “cult”.

[IYAS9YAS]

Occam’s Razor.

[2Wheels]

Tommy boy the sock fetish freak can have that sock drawer, but just like the other 63 million z0mbies, their value centers are all screwed up!

[IYAS9YAS]

UFO update:

The British recently released a top secret UFO report documenting two F-15’s chasing a UFO the size of an aircraft carrier.

So there’s hope for us yet!

Link?

[wac3rd]

Liberal fear smells through their dismissive tone.

Yes, we want sanity and justice, they do not.

We want things that make sense and show restraint, they do not.

They mock and decry the system that allowed them a life they could never achieve anywhere else.

We just want an original birth certificate, that’s all.

[FrankR]

"CULT - Any group which has a pyramid type authoritarian leadership structure with all teaching and guidance coming from the person/persons at the top. The group will claim to be the only way to God; Nirvana; Paradise; Ultimate Reality; Full Potential, Way to Happiness etc, and will use thought reform or mind control techniques to gain control and keep their members.

That definition of "cult" sounds a whole lot more like the obama followers, that people just trying to protection our country from an unconstitutional act.

These libs - anytime they can't answer the question truthfully (which is most of the time) they start playing the "projection" game of trying to throw their guilt on someone else.

These lib journalist are sitting around wringing their hands over a new "angle" on these stories to deflect any hard from their liberal masters...problem is, the only "facts" they have are from "factcheck.org", which is owned by an Obama support group.

All of these deniers and obfuscators are being severly rattled by this, and they are in a panic. You can tell by the same old drumbeat of them trying to skew our attention to the phoney-baloney COLB posting on the web, and trying to tell us that it is the official birth certificate.

Hell, even the document posted is invalid...it says so at the bottom of the doc, that if "this document is altered, it is invalid" (paraphrasing). Well, it's been censored with a black marker on many of the fields, and that is alteration, so the document posted is "invalid" by that reason, if no other.

Well, that is an official lie.

Remember, a lot of pressure applied over a long period of time, can produce a diamond. We shouldn't let us until it is proven without a doubt that the "one" was born here in America.

While we're at it, why aren't we asking for things like, his Selective Service records, his Passport, his name-change documents, and his college records. There is bound to be a clue about his origin in those documents somewhere.

If it is proven that he his not legal, yes, there will be riots and rumors of riots...but once they are over the black community will surely realize what an injustice Barack Obama would have done to them. How long would it be after that before an African American is trusted to run for the highest office? His [possible] deception and con game will underline every stereotype that has ever existed and cast serious doubt on honesty and integrity.

It will be a disservice to the world...and it could have ripple down effects of purjuring and fraud at many levels.

This had to happen at some point in our history...eventually someone was bound to try and capture our government by deceptive methods. But now is the time that we can prove that the U.S.Consitution works as it should...of the People, by the People, and for the People.

If we let this go by,then the hundreds of years of American history and image to the rest of the world will be for naught. How will we ever insist that other countries try our form of government with a loophole as big as Montana in it. Don't just call "somebody", call "everybody" you can find and let them see what this "cult" called "American Citizens" can do to make their own "change".

[seekthetruth]

Obama might find he will have to answer the question soon. All depends on the ruling Friday!

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[tumblindice]

“How many memoirs does this man need to write ....? How many times does he need to repeat ...?” How many times does this man need to tell America ...?”

The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind ...

[TYVets]

When you get mocked for asking a simple question that could be answered very easily, you have to imagine you may have struck a nerve.

Are you Joe "the plumber"?

You should be getting use to this kind of treatment.