I hear that guard a-comin’
She’s comin’ round the bend
Bringin’ women’s undies for us Al Quaeda men
I’m stuck in Abu Grahib
And time keeps dragging by
My spirit’s mighty low
But at least my heels are high
When I joined the Jihad
I thought that we would win
But I got caught by the infidels
And locked up in this pen
I’m stuck in Abu Grahib
And all my friends are dead
I’m rottin’ in this prison
With panties on my head
I’ve been a real good muslim
I pray five times a day
If I see a woman’s ankle
I quickly look away
I’m here in Abu Grahib
And it’s against my will
I wish they’d turn me loose
I got women and kids to kill
Singing the Abu Grahib Blues ala Folsom Prison
**cyring...laughing so hard**
Tell me there’s a video or recording of someone singing that tune. Phenomenal.