Woodstock can rot in hell with the artsy-fartsy, washed-up hippy crowd.
Woodstock, NY - World Headquarters for oganic shoelaces.
From the Woodstock News story about Bumper Stickers;
Through our rambling conversation, I learned that McMahon’s formative influences included the Sixties classic “I Brake for Hallucinations,” but that his taste now ran towards minimalism. “’CAR’ is one of my favorites,” he said. “It’s so hilarious to see a bumper sticker that says ‘CAR.’” While listening, I leafed through his thick portfolio. Not only had he extended the “Welcome” series (”Welcome to Saugerties...The Original Woodstock”), but he’d coined many other wonderful one-liners: “Honk If You Love Honking,” “Inner Child In Trunk,” “Save the World, Win Valuable Prizes,” and “How Dare You Assume I’m a Homosapien?” His most popular one I already knew from sightings around town: “I Brake for Turtles, Frogs, Snakes, and Big Leaves.”