“...This is a grit.
Unsweetened tea is not served in this establishment.
Eating fried chicken or ribs with a fork is a misdemeanor offense....”
That’s a good start.
Teach your kids to say ‘Yes Sir’ and “No ma’am’, ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you’.
The Rebel flag is part of history, not a racist emblem. (It is usually flown to piss off liberals.)
Shoes are optional from April until late October.
Nobody gives a damn how you do things up north.
:)