You will have a 6-9 months wait to even see a physician.
Oh. Don't worry. I'll have so many different things lined up that I'll see someone with a white coat once a week. :)
A nurse practitioner, you mean.
They can unionize, they come with lots of no-show or no-work supervisor and union jobs for friends of Barack, and they do what they're told.
Physicians are not part of the plan.