The fishing lure part is true
If it moves, tax it, if it still moves regulate it, still twitching, shoot it.
Is that racist?
“Consider my problem, I make lead fishing lures called jigs ...”
You inconsiderate of the environment, the ozone algorites will NOT be pleased. In addition, you have no feelings for the poor little fishies that will bite on these vile things... PETA will NOT be pleased.
BTW, do they look like the “Anointed One”? IF so, you could be also be violating some federal statue about using his likeness is some form of obsure effigy to entice something fishy. You sir, are just politically incorrect and probably in some verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry deep doo-doo. Don’t be surprised when the “men in black” with cool sunglasses show up at your door.
Where can I buy some? :)))
I now fish exclusively with jigs and ultralight equipment. However, I buy jig hooks by the hundred (mostly #6) and keep them and an assortment of split shot sizes in my (small) tackle box.
According to conditions, I crimp the appropriate shot size onto the bend of the hook -- and then dress it with one of my own soft plastic bodies (made from my own mold design) to match the water color.
IMHO, if there is a truly universal lure, it is the small, yellow jig. I have caught virtually everything that swims in fresh and salt water on them -- including turtles and flounder... :-}
Good luck with your business, though -- and Happy New Year!