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To: Mogwai

What really sucks is in many areas of life we don’t have a non-green choice. Like my car gets far better millage then I care for it to make. So I perform anti-environmental offsets. For example with each fill up I go through the McDonalds drive through and eat a couple of value meals while the car idles (producing burgers causes cow farts that promote global warming). I then drive down the road and throw my garbage into pristine rivers and try to run down rabbits or squirrels or something. It makes me feel better about my contribution.


5 posted on 01/06/2009 9:01:06 PM PST by Free Descendant (Palin Power!)
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To: Free Descendant

Far easier to just set out a used hubcap with gasoline in it in the yard on a “Spare the Air” day here in CA...


7 posted on 01/06/2009 9:13:02 PM PST by Axenolith (Government blows and that which governs least blows least...)
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To: Free Descendant

Mickey D’s hasn’t offered enough anti-enviro options ever since they gave up the styrofoam sandwich boxes. The double one for the old McDLT was the crowning glory of their line, with its glorious double box: cold half with top bun and condiments, hot half with burger and bottom bun. Fortunately, I have saved one and keep it in a shrine together with a stuffed passenger pidgeon and an old CFC aerosol can. I perform genuflections each evening in the sure and certain knowledge that one day, Jim Watt and Helen Chenoweth will return and lead us to a golden age. *big grin*


10 posted on 01/06/2009 10:27:55 PM PST by Mogwai (Senator Franken? Reality is crazier than The Onion.Actually)
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