[theFIRMbss]

>Oh, crud, are we becoming THIS desperate?

Before my mom died,
she "invested" in things like
coins, dolls, comic books . . .

But the stuff she bought
was all television stuff
and mass market stuff.

My brother and I
are finding nobody wants
to purchase this stuff.

If anyone wants
to invest their cash I say
leave it in a bank!

[ConservativeMind]

You know, there must be someone, somewhere, who can appreciate your Ronco Buttoneer:

http://www.nostalgia.condoris.net/ronco/buttoneer.htm