Bring toilet paper and hand warmers-Inauguration Tip

msnbc.com ^ | January 07, 2009 | Harriet Baskas

[Steelfish]

Bring toilet paper and hand warmers Tips for the millions of people traveling to Obama's inauguration By Harriet Baskas Travel writer If you’re among millions of people planning to be in Washington, D.C., when Barack Obama is sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, you should be finalizing your plans right about now. We’ve got some last-minute tips to help you make the most of this historic occasion.

[WOBBLY BOB]

and hip waders...

[Enterprise]

There will be a lot of Obama voters along with the usual stinky tourists. Bring this also:

[Da Coyote]

What about all the pickpockets?

(Not from the audience, but from all the crooked congresscritters wandering around?)

Remember, they’ve mortgaged the next three generations, and they’re not done yet.

[Duck Fan]

and barf bags.

[beaversmom]

I hope Harry Reid leaves town with that many unwashed lefties ready to invade his senses.

[meowmeow]

and a full wallet in your back pocket - our crack heads have to maintain their habit you know.

[Obamageddon]

I’d recommend a large spray bottle of hydrogen peroxide if you feel the need to use one of those liberal porta potties!

[albie]

A can of Fabreeze will come in handy.

[mmanager]

They shouldn’t need much paper as this crowd only uses one sheet per visit. Place will smell like a hog farm.

[MEGoody]

If ‘millions’ of people can go to Washington for the inauguration, then the economy isn’t doing all that badly. Just my NSHO.

[Enterprise]

Well, it IS Washington D.C. So one should get the immunization record up to date. Also bring latex gloves, soap, deodorant, mouth wash, paper towels, and a portable water purifier.

[dead]

Nobody, and I mean nobody, needs to bring a valid birth certificate.

[Enterprise]

I’d like him to leave town and stay in Nevada.

[WOBBLY BOB]

and a defibulator for Chrissy Matthews.

[dead]

[org.whodat]

Sounds like they are going to visit china!!!

[Lucky9teen]

Don't forget these!!

[muawiyah]

We're being told the bridges from Virginia to Maryland and DC are being closed to automobile traffic so you have to use the subway, or walk.

They expect 5 million subway riders. The system's maximum capacity is 1 million per day.

So, roughly, they expect ten times as many people to attend as the system can handle.

Bring your own food too!