[theFIRMbss]

>"You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong men who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you -- and your anatomy," said Magistrate Brian Maloney.

At first the kid cried, but then he wiped his eyes and said, "Um, well, really?"

[InsensitiveConservative]

Now every homosexual who can’t find a date is going to be drving dangerously. This could be bigger than e-harmony.