[ClearCase_guy]

Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama aims to renew and expand that old franchise.

[SumProVita]

Actually, I think it more likely that he will enslave the free.

[Liberty Ship]

I notice that the official menu calls for Molasses Sweet Potatoes, but the recipe call them Molasses WHIPPED Sweet Potatoes. I suppose the name had to be changed out of political correctness...

[radiohead]

Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama aims to renew and expand that old franchise.

And this time, he'll include whites and Asians. Check your freedom at the door, 'cause the Messiah is here and you won't need it anymore.

What a massive ego he must have, to compare himself to Lincoln!