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Barack Obama Kenyan grandma's White House-warming gifts (a 3 legged stool + fly swatters)
News.com.au ^ | January 13, 2009 | staff writer

Posted on 01/12/2009 8:59:02 AM PST by yankeedame

Barack Obama Kenyan grandma's White House-warming gifts

What are these? A THREE-legged stool and a traditional Luo oxtail fly whisk are some of the household items that could bring a new feel to the Oval Office, courtesy of Barack Obama's Kenyan grandmother. Sarah Obama, who at 86 still lives in a modest house in the family's ancestral village of Kogelo, has been packing presents ahead of her grandson's January 20 inauguration as the 44th president of the United States.

Quoted in the Standard newspaper, she said she had hoped to bring him a traditional spear and shield from her Luo tribe when she flies to Washington on Friday with some other family members.

"But I have been told that due to security reasons I will not be allowed to board a plane with it," she explained.

Sarah Obama, the president-elect's step grandmother, has become a national celebrity since the Illinois senator - the Hawaiian-born son of a Kenyan father and white American mother - launched his bid for the White House.

"The day I was waiting for has finally come... I cannot hide my joy," she said. "I am going to be Kenya's ambassador during the occasion and I will live up to the expectations." ......

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: fauxbama; obamainauguration; sarahobama
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To: yankeedame
When my grand kid becomes President, I'm bringing my fishing rods and getting a ride on “Bass Tracker 1” up the Potomac(or is that down the Potomac?)
21 posted on 01/12/2009 9:28:24 AM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: BigFinn

In your dreams.


22 posted on 01/12/2009 9:29:30 AM PST by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
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To: yankeedame

There’s a certain phoniness to this whole thing. Obama lived in a mansion in Kenya...servants and all. I’m sure he had the best of the best. Mommy was a golddigger.


23 posted on 01/12/2009 9:30:49 AM PST by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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To: yankeedame
"household items that could bring a new feel smell to the Oval Office." Fixed it.
24 posted on 01/12/2009 9:38:06 AM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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To: mikey_hates_everything

The three-legged stool that she’s bringing will be a nice match to the two-legged stool that’s moving on the 20th.


25 posted on 01/12/2009 9:41:35 AM PST by wbill
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To: yankeedame

Is someone donating a prayer rug for the Oval Office, or will he bring his own?


26 posted on 01/12/2009 9:42:19 AM PST by Dionysius
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To: yankeedame; DBrow; Colvin

Can’t she bring the spear as checked baggage???


27 posted on 01/12/2009 9:53:19 AM PST by GovernmentShrinker
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To: library user

I HAD a bad dream with Zero in it a few nights ago. No kidding. Talk about nightmarish scenarios, we get it in real life in a few short days....Ever since Nov.4th I have had a feeling of dread as Jan.20 approaches.


28 posted on 01/12/2009 10:00:27 AM PST by TheConservativeParty ("A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not why the ship was built." by The First Gal of AK)
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To: basil
"You are so right—this is the sweetest thing I have read in a long time. I’m sure the Obammy chil’run can’t wait to give their great-grandmammy a big hug. I wonder how long it’s been since they have gotten together......"

My Kenyan Grandmother you say? Damn! I thought I threw her under the bus years ago. Why wont these pesky relatives and acquaintances stay road kill like they're supposed to.

29 posted on 01/12/2009 10:06:44 AM PST by Desron13 (If you constantly vote between the lesser of two evils then evil is your ultimate destination.)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

“Can’t she bring the spear as checked baggage???”

At Jomo Kenyatta International Airport, spears go in the `chucked baggage’ pile.

You set `em up, I knock `em down.


30 posted on 01/12/2009 10:19:17 AM PST by tumblindice ("Sorry sorry sorry Sorry sorry sorry Sorry sorry sorry Sorry sorry sorry Sorry sorry sorry." The GOP)
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To: TheConservativeParty

H. Obama IS a bad dream. From Nov. 4 - Jan. 20 seemed like we would have enough time for a miracle. Sad time for all of us. Very scary.


31 posted on 01/12/2009 10:40:37 AM PST by oldteen
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To: GovernmentShrinker
Yeah, you'd think. Or ship it direct in a cardboard tube with the spear wrapped in bubble-wrap. I checked a longsword that was wrapped up and in a tube with no problem other than juggling the thing around (next time duct-tape handles fer shur).

Could the spear be an element added to the story for color, or could it be someone on the transition team said, no spear! We don't want to alienate anyone, and the joke potential is too high!

Actually I think it would be cool, since that IS his cultural background, much like giving pipes or a kilt with dagger to someone of Scott descent.

32 posted on 01/12/2009 10:44:26 AM PST by DBrow
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To: DBrow

The difference is that Scots are not still out there killing each other with their daggers.

Actually, maybe she should have brought some tires and gasoline as her present. Any African dictator would love an additional supply of those items!


33 posted on 01/12/2009 10:47:25 AM PST by livius
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To: tumblindice

And this is why grandmaw was asked to leave the spear at home. The joke potential is way too high. Hard to shield against!


34 posted on 01/12/2009 10:47:57 AM PST by DBrow
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To: livius

“What a pretty necklace!”

Actually all of Scotland is becoming Knife-Free because of their disarmament laws, but in many cases they are still carving each other up.


35 posted on 01/12/2009 10:49:36 AM PST by DBrow
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To: yankeedame
“she had hoped to bring him a traditional spear and shield from her Luo tribe when she flies to Washington”

Hard to believe we have come to this.

36 posted on 01/12/2009 11:03:55 AM PST by angelsonmyside
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To: weegee

I think his real name is barry soetoro! When did he lagally change it back when he re-entered the usa.


37 posted on 01/12/2009 11:59:58 AM PST by omega4179 (Bush Abandoned Ramos and Compean)
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To: Colvin

“Stories like this make him human.”

That’s the whole idea.

And one would think, the way the Secret Servive can move all of their armament around the world to protect the president, they could - somehow - come up with SOME way to get this spear to the White House.

I would recommend FedEx, but I suppose a “fact-finding” mission to Kenya would also work.


38 posted on 01/12/2009 12:08:33 PM PST by 21twelve
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To: oldteen

The saddest parts of this, is knowing that so many Americans were stupid enough to fall for the biggest con man in history. We are surrounded by idiots!

Remember “Sixth Sense” where the kid ‘sees dead people’?
Ever since Nov.4th, I can’t help but think “I see liberal people.”.

How well the decades of indoctrination in public schools has worked, millions and millions of useful idiots to vote in unqualified candidates.


39 posted on 01/12/2009 12:16:46 PM PST by TheConservativeParty ("A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not why the ship was built." by The First Gal of AK)
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To: BigFinn

“Maybe she’ll bring his birth certificate too.”

And his inhieritance from that Nigerian relative.


40 posted on 01/12/2009 12:28:34 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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