He has really big EARS,
and he is black, so people probably will say things behind his back (which he can hear with his BIG EARS)
his wife is built like a man,
and she is a rich bitch,
she looks like Aunt Ester from Sanford and Son
I think his oldest daughter is pregnant (wait, she is off limits too)
he has a rumored history of smoking crack with male prostitutes
maybe immigrant comics will tell the jokes that American comics refuse to tell
Obamanation looks like a sock monkey.