1. Take box.
2. Blow up da box.
3. Find another box.
4. Repeat
I had no idea that avacado lovers were so wild and crazy. It seems I wasted my time on the Tequila Commission — we didn’t have good times such as these.
Hey, our Avo commission is like our Sheriff’s office and all the rest of the OC - BS.
Totally unaccountability.
BTW, all are waiting with baited breath for the jury on the Sheriff Carona issue they are deliberating on 6 counts.
Current over and under is hung on 5, guilt on 1 minor.
Off to appeals.
Wow, that’s the pits.
Were they avacado facials? If so, they may have been legitimate business expenses.
All I could ever get on was the Turnip Truck. And I fell off of it.
Avocado Commission? Who needs a stinking Avocado Commission, do we need to be told how to peel them, how to eat them, that they grow from a seed. What in the world does anyone, anywhere need an avocado commission for? The way taxpayers in this country are being treated is despicable!
Just like government - it is easy to spend money that does not truly belong to you.
how about not having a government run organization like this? Are avacado growers forced to join this monstrosity?
How do you get in on one of these scams...Oh yea, become a dem-O-rat.
Nevermind
“we’re in deep guacamole now,” they were heard to say. Gee, politicians and appointees being profligate with OPM - who could have seen that coming?
Obama will provide the solution.
We need a federal Department of Avaocados, to help subsidize all the State Avocado Commissions with federal tax dollars. Much like the Department of Education does for our public schools, or the Farm Bureau does for state agricultural commissions.
Federalization is the answer. After all, avocados are vital for the future of our economy, and no doubt they employ millions of illegal alien harvesters, so we need to bail them out.
It’s not been misspent, they were taste testing avocado martinis, avocado “mud” baths, avocado face packs, avocado enemas...